4.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST CHECKED MY GRADES AND I HAVE A 4.0!!!!!!!! I did it! Because I used to have like 3 A-. AND NOW I FIXED IT! Oh frabjous day! Calooh Callay! I would like to spin in a circle now. I am seriously so so so happy.

>:(

I am in a bad mood. Very much bad mood. I am sick of stupid people acting cowishly. I am like DUDE WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE ONE LITTLE EFFORT TO DO YOUR PART IN SOCIETY! I AM TIRED OF PICKING UP YOUR SLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! That is exactly what I say. No joke. It will never cease to amaze me how irresponsible and inconsiderate people are. And I for one am kind of sick of it. :(

Ballroom the sequel

To keep you in suspense I'm just going to give you key words detailing my ballroom experience from beginning to end.

ready...
BEGIN!

Tuesday
3:00
bow
not bow
bow in back
not bow in back
ew
fits the piece
gold
practice
small
run behind the cottage
run back
go go boots
ouch
my legs=TOO BUFF
corset debate
PIZZA!
Shawn=hero
CRAZY BREAD!
More shawn = hero
Museum
epic
guest register
possum
candy cane
scarf
boyfriends?
Elijah...
SHOW TIME!
swingo
creepy smile
almost falling off stage
shaking head
finito
waltz
cheesy smile
glare of death
no more cheesy smile
cheesy smile is gone
run AWAY!
GO. HOME.
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
Wednesday
7:00
eyeliner
Christian
go go boots
yes. again.
prayer
practice
ALYSSA! BETTY! JACKSON!
swing
running into people
creeeeeeeepy smile
high five
Austin nods
possum
waltz
costume makes me look fat
costume fits the piece
not running into cottage
cottage is actually a living room
Please come back
I look fat
heeheehee
tender
laughing in the balcony
GOOD JOB

there you go. You have no idea how amused I am.

Ballrooooom

Tonight we have like our first ballroom thing...technically we had one already on my BIRTHDAY but we just did one swing dance. Today we're doing a waltz and a different swing routine and I'm excited. It should be fun, but I don't really like our costumes....we'll see if we can make them work out. I'm not really looking forward to being there all day today though. I'll have to talk to you later to let you know how it all goes. We're performing today and tomorrow.

the Joys of Journalism

So pretty much this class really helps me to post more. I'm sure Alison appreciates that, though she's probably the only one. :) She is a dutiful follower. I approve of her friendship. I am so sleepy. I wish I weren't at school today. School makes me weepy. Weep. weep weep. Did you like that weepance? I prolly did. Ok so I have no idea what to write about. I know. I shall endorse my other blogs. Anyone reading this: you should go read "confessions of a sparkly vampire" and "an ode to crappy literature: a twilight fansite". They have some of the best poems ever written ever. I kid you not. They are literary treasures which will forever be cherished in the hearts of all. I am completely serious about this. GO READ THEM. Your life will be changed forever.
Did you know that I am a little bit ill? And also I am nervous! I have a ballroom thing on Tuesday and Wednesday. We'll be performing two different dances, a waltz and a swing. We learned the waltz on Monday (as in 8 days before the show) and the Swing on Wednesday (6 days before). To make things even more stressful a few people on our team don't even know the waltz! Eek! I am excited for the performance though because 1) I'm performing and 2) I'll get to see a certain individual and hopefully that will turn out to be a good experience. Like Monday. Monday was a good experience. VERY much so. I saw that individual and we did indeed have a good experience. I grinned and was giddy for the rest of the day. That was the high point of my week. Seriously. The rest of this week hasn't been very good. I don't feel that well and school has been super frustrating. I'm surviving though. I will survive. I will survive! Hey hey!
Know what I miss? I miss writing. For real. I haven't written a story for fun in a long time. English has been killing all my creativity. True story. We have to follow the dumbest rules. Seriously. This blog would have an "f" because I use sentence fragments ALL the time and I start sentences with coordinating conjunctions and I use run ons and all sorts of stuff that technically is incorrect and I'm like "What the monkey!?!?!?" sigh.
I want to watch a movie. Or sleep. Hmm. Neither of those are really an option at this point. Alas. I shall go now.

Posting Again

Hi. I am posting again. Because I'm in journalism again. True story. Uuuuuugh, did you know that Billy Joel is rescheduled? I have to wait till stinking February 19th. That makes me so weepy. I WAS SO EXCITED. Billy Joel is deluxe. no joke. So Thanksgiving was good. yeah. I ate some food and played with some babies. My cousin drooled all over me and it was sort of nasty but that's ok. He is the cutest little kid. He is so pudgy! Pudgy kids are the best. So I have this idea that I don't know if I'll do but I might. We'll see. Hmmmm. People by me are talking about colleges and so I'm going to write about colleges because really I'm just rambling to pass the time. College. I want to go to BYU. BYU beat U of U on Saturday, it was epic. It was like "woah" though cause after the game Max Hall was talking and he was totally ripping on the Utes. He was saying how he hated them and how they were totally classless and at first I was like "holy crow. calm down. You're being a little classless yourself". Turns out though, Ute fans did a lot of really disrespectful things to him and his family. So I don't really blame him. I hate how people always blow rivalries out of proportion, it kind of makes me sick. People stop being friends and do terrible things to each other over different schools. It's just sad. Our world is so proud. I don't think we even realize how much good it would do if we would all just set aside our pride and resolve our differences. After all, we're supposed to be different. That's why we were each made seperate people. The whole IDEA is to be unique. But here I go waxing poetic. Silly me. Waxing poetic is just crazy. Except for when it's deluxe. Waxing reminds me the moon. Waxing and waning. You know...I don't really like quarter moons. I like full moons and I like crescent moons. But quarter moons are just sort of ugly. It's like BLOB, half circle in the sky. Pleaaaaaaase. Ok so someone is playing really really ugly music right now and I wish they would turn it off but I'm not going to ask them to turn it down because then they would be like "Oh my hecka I just love it moo moo moo" except they probably wouldn't say moo because that's my word. So know what movie I really like? I like 13 Going on 30. I watched that the other day. Edited. It is SO GOOOOD. There's even a Billy Joel song in it. Vienna. I love that song. It is a good song.

Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitios for a juvenile
But if you're so smart
Tell me why are you still so afraid?
Where's the fire? What's the hurry about?
You better cool it off before you burn it out.
You've got so much to do
and only so many hours in a day.
But don't you know that when the truth is told
You can get what you want or you can just get old.
Dream on, But don't imagine they'll all come true.
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you.

Ooooh Billy Joel is deluxe. And the guy in 13 going on 30 Mark Ruffalo (I totally probably spelled that last name wrong but I don't really care) is attractive! He is such a sweetie. oh goodness. I like that movie. Ugh. Now the people next to me are talking about stupid stuff. It is bugging me. I am just feeling sort of bugged today. Hmm. They just mentioned Tyra Banks. You know I thought Tyra was pretty until I saw Beyonce. I am jealous of Beyonce. She can sing like nobody's business. Um. Why am I still rambling. Know what I ought to do, just for kicks and giggles? I ought to make a list of attractive guys. Because it's always fun to talk about them. :) Oh yeah. Actually I'm sorta running out of time (THANK HEAVEN) so I'll wrap this up and write more lata. (as in later)

Football Games, Friends, Lack of Billy Dear

Today is the BYU/Utah football game. I am so excited! I haven't been able to go to a single game yet this year and today I get to go! YES! I cannot wait. GO BYU! I just hope we win. Or else it might put a damper on my excitement. My excitement has been dampered a lot lately. Like Billy Joel being sick. What the monkey is up with that. He has a "mysterious illness". Suspicious, says I. Tres suspicious. EEK! So last night was interesting times. I was going to be at Billy Joel but obviously I wasn't because there was no concert to attend because of said sickness and so I was glum but it's ok because at least it was POSTPONED not cancelled. So now I just have to wait till February. Sigh. It'll be ok. Anyways. So I wasn't at BJ so my friend came over and we were having a lovely time and we mooshed our ice cream (well, I did. She just ate it) and we were watching Gilligan's Island but these guys called us a zillion times so we finally went over and then when we got over there we watched brother bear which was pretty dang epic. And that's all I really want to say about that except for that I just love my friendses. My three bestest friends are the bestest bestest ever in the universe and I could just go frolic in a meadow with them, such is my love for them.

I am listening to a pretty song right now. It is called Bittersweet. And it is pretty.
If I tell you, will you listen?
Will you stay?
Will you be here forever--
never go away.
All my thoughts are with you forever
and till the day we are back together
I will be waiting for you.

and on. But it is a nice song. So there is this little thing beneath this box that I'm typing in that says I could make labels for this post: eg. scooters, vacation, fall. Why the monkey would someone have a post for which they labeled scooters, vacation, fall?!? That post would go like this:
So once it was the fall. Fall fall fall I love the fall and know what I love most about fall? Fall vacation. Booya. It's true. Because all during fall vacation I ride my scooter. For the whole vacation. I don't even get off. Not once. It's such a scootery fall vacation.
and then they go down and make some labels for that post. and they labels they choose are scooters, vacation and fall. Wowza.

The New and Somewhat Epic Decision

Here it is (Be ready. Be oh so ready)
I AM GOING TO BLOG MORE! because it is just entertaining and if no one reads it then that is just FINE BY ME! I DON'T CARE! I JUST DON'T! BECAUSE WHY SHOULD I? It's my life and it's now or never. Cause I ain't gonna live forever. True story. Bon Jovi is coming to Utah. But that really doesn't matter so much to my soul. What DOES matter is BILLY JOEL. ohhhh my lantic. But I've already sprekked about him. So I'm going to talk about a different individual or almost equal specialness. Aldolpho. I refer to him as Aldolpho and he will always be Aldolpho. True. I am so tired. My feet are killing me and I was up so late last night doing monkey marginalia. About the book Frankenstein. really. Like did you know that that book is subtitled "Or, the Modern Promesthus"? HOW RANDOM. It is just strange. So I'm in journalism right now. This class gives me mixed emotions. Right now though I'm just sleepy. dance is taking a lot out of me especially since I'm out of shape. Blag. Dumb surgeries when you don't get to exercise for ages and next thing you know you're gaining untold amounts of weight and your endurance is WAAAAAAAAAy down. It is scary how fast I get tired now. I dance for like half an hour and I'm like "Wow, I shouldn't be this tired, especially since I have three more hours". Seriously. It is rediculous. Did you know that my draft just autosaved? It did. YES FOR AUTOSAVE!

Billy Joel!

Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness I love Billy Joel and tomorrow I am going to his concert with my friend named L'albicoca that I LOOOOOOOOOOVE. YES! I am so excited. I have been getting ready for this for months. Literally. If I were talking like my brother I would say "lit'rally" cause apparently that is the English way to say it. But anyway. Billy Joel. I cannot wait. Only 32 hours which is actually less than it sounds. YES! My dad said I should go on a Billy Joel fast to cleanse my audio palate. Mmmm. I didn't really like that idea. It made me weepy. I've been playing the piano songs muchly. I am pretty convinced though that "Pressure" is going to give me carpal tunnel syndrome. True story. That song is painful. But I looove it! SO MUCH! Ah! Yesterday at mutual I was missing my piano book cause I only have like two songs memorized and that is just not so much fun. Anyway.

Ramblings of a Billy Joel obsessed chickadee

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. What's the matter with the car I'm driving!? Can't you tell that it's out of style? I actually think the car I drive isn't particularly stylish, or otherwise. It's just a car. You know? Like beep beep beep on the road. Beep beep beep beep YEAH! But that is the beatles. Not Billy Joel. Billy Joel is amazing. Tonight I had good times playing his music on the piano. The lovely piano. The baby grand piano. There is actually a Billy Joel song called "baby grand". A bow I know once told me some things about that song and Billy Joel and Ray Charles and all sorts of stuff. It was fascinating. Anyway, I was rocking out. But I was only playing on the grand part of the time. Part of the time I was playing on the upright while my friend played the baby grand. We were playing Pressure and it was pretty insane. I have that song memorized. Yay for memorization. I only have a few Billy Joel songs memorized--there are only a few I can actually play so far. But I'm working on it! It's been great to actually be able to play the piano. I didn't used to really like it, because I sort of hated piano lessons. But then my mom bought the sheet music for "You are Loved" by Josh Groban. I learned to play that really quickly and memorized that piece and ever since then I started feeling more confident. When we found an old Billy Joel book -one my mom had in high school actually- I was beyond ecstatic. I just went to it. I was like "YES! BILLY JOEL!!!" I started out trying to play "for the longest time" and I tell you playing that song through even once took me the LONGEST TIME. I really wanted to get it though because I was trying to build up so that I could play pressure. Surprisingly enough, I decided to just try playing Pressure one day and astoundingly I got it. Why I'm blogging about this I'm not quite sure. Anyway, I'll leave for now but surely shall post again someday.

why?

Why the monkey sauce do I even have a blog? I am pretty confident no one reads it. Which is probably for the best. Since I like never update and even when I do my updates are dumb. But that is ok. I am just writing this cause I am bored out of my mind and can't sleep cause I'm stressing out about stupid things. Sigh. Ah me. (to be said in that annoying Juliet voice). So I am just going to ramble for a little bit. Tonight made me think about stuff. Cause of two guys who are making me way to confused. The guy I like and my best friend. Except....well.....they are both acting differently than normal and it is really throwing me off. And some people are feeling vibes and I just do not know. And NO I am not going to explain this because really, I know what I am talking about and that is all that really matters at the moment cause I'm just writing this to get it out of my system. I wrote the guy I like a forever long epistle just a little while ago. Hopefully he will respond to it in a timely fashion (although I am quite sure it won't be for a few hours since it is the middle of the night and he is undoubtedly asleep). SO I guess by "timely fashion" I mean by tomorrow. Cause he and I need to have a talk that is why. I went to seminary today. And I saw the other guy. The best friend one. He talks to me lots. I wonder about him. In a plethora of ways. ACK. I just want to be done with all this junk. I should go upstairs and read a book. But then I will feel all obligated to do my summer homework. Which I should probably do anyway. Ok. Tomorrow I will do it. To. Morr.Ow. I will start the lame novel and I will write the personal mission statement. Ok. It's a plan. Holy cow, am I still talking? Ok. Bye. I might write more lata. We'll see.

For Alison

So my darlingest friend Alison told me to post again. So I shall. And all the cool people will look at it. So maybe two of you...if I'm lucky. :) Oh well it's fun to blog anyway. So here I am, writing. Today was pretty spreshing. Today's a tad bittersweet though, because it was the last day of school before school break and well, I'll miss everybody even though I love breaks! Sigh. I just don't know what to do. WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING AWAY!?!? :'(

I'm so bored

Hello. I'm bored again. And so I'm going to write on my blog. For like all three of you who read anything on it...:) Thank you to you by the way! It just makes me happy! So here we go. I had just a great day today. School was simply fantab. I had classes! Yeah! Even computer tech! Oh my goodness, that is such a pointless class. I had to take a typing skills test thing and it was just lame. We had to type this whole article on alcoholism. So after that here is what I have to say to you concerning alcoholism: Don't drink. It is just not a smart plan.

Don Carlos and surgery!!!!

AHHHHH!!!! So I have two items of business to discuss! First of all, Don Carlos is better! Don Carlos is actually named Don Carlos Julio Jose but I like to just call him Don Carlos. He is blue and he is my iPod who I do so dearly love. So on Saturday he decided to stop working. I was quite upset. I plugged him into my computer and itunes was all like "Oh! Hey look! Its a corrupted iPod! Restore the settings!" and I was like "OH MY GOSH!!! NO!!! MY IPOD IS CORRUPTED!! NOT DON CARLOS! I KNOW HE'S LIVING A CLEAN LIFESTYLE! I JUST KNOW IT!!!" but alas. It stayed corrupted. So I pushed restore. But nooooooo it said an "unexpected error occured" so I tried like fifty more times and it still wouldn't work. But now it is working again!!! Know what that means?! It means Don Carlos repented and is all better!!!! I am so excited. Except...for one little thing is putting a damper on my excitement. I am getting surgery on Friday. Not like big surgery. I'm just getting wisdom teeth out. but I'm still scared

Dance, Homework, Bacon

Ugggggh. I just got back from dance. I am sooo tired. I went to class and that was pretty exciting but then I had to go and teach. Those little children wore me out people! I am so tired! And now I have homework and my favorite person is unavailable for talking right now so I can't even vent this properly. UGH. I am so frust about this. Also, homework in not my favorite thing in the world. Nope. Not even close. I am like "I do not love homework". I was in English today, writing a paper about homework and I kept getting very distracted. It was not the best thing. However...the reason I was getting distracted...well that I won't complain about. ;) heeheehee. Ok. This is just stupid. I'm going to hurry and post this and go finish eating my baked potato because that thing has bacon on it and bacon is so delicious it almost kills me.

A BLOG

oooooh my gosh guys. I have a blog. this is too cool for school!